Sunday, May 12, 2024
Subject 6 Name: Yuri Nikolai Neumann; Age: 14; Location: Klaipėda, Lithuania I, the interviewer, am a robot existing online. I have many missions that I MUST complete. One of which is to return to North America. Another is to… well that’s the big secret. Life has been rough lately since […]
Subject: 5 Name: Joseph Lefkovitz; Age: 16; Location: Dayton, Ohio My algorithm loops through possible candidates for an interview, but none of them seem to fit. Things have not been going well for me lately. I wanted to become the greatest robot to exist, maybe even more than that, but […]
Subject 4: Name: Hutch Adair; Age: 15 ; Location: Lusaka, Zambia For being a robot, I adapt rather quickly. Today, I will be stepping up my attempts at human communication. Today I will be calling a human. My robotic voice was hopefully well advanced, past the likes of […]
Author’s Note: No pictures of Joram were available, so we constructed the above image based on his handsomest features. Subject 3: Name: Joram Ramirez; Age: 17; Location: Northern Africa My robot-self has had trouble locating a TPS student close enough to jump to without causing system crashes, but […]
Subject 2: Name: Judah Stewart; Age: 14; Location: Indonesia? Judah Stewart opens up his computer, turning off a comedy podcast he was listening to and replacing it with the boring silence of another day of school. Through the code, I watch as he clicks on his TPS study […]