Friday, November 22, 2019
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker will be in theaters by mid December, and (of course) a string of thought-provoking theories has accompanied the frenzy of preparation. Just recently, though, a bit of information has been leaked from Lucasfilm concerning the plot, inciting much controversy and conflicting opinions. In the […]
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Many of you remember the smash hit film “Despicable Me,” a “heart warming” and “humorous” tale of villainy and “parenting”. Those scare quotes were on purpose, as none of those adjectives apply. All those big-time newspaper movie reviewers were wrong. “Despicable Me” is a dramatic, sorrowful tale that rivals James […]
Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Jake Moore and clay magazine. It may not be used, viewed, printed, turned into a cape, folded into a ninja throwing star for fighting off hungry bears (I doubt that one would work anyway), fed to a dog (this is NOT homework), […]