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The Science Issue!

Hello, my dear readers, and welcome to the science issue of my column! In today’s article, we we will learn about the latest and greatest discoveries in the wonderful world of science.  First off, hats make you dumb. Advance apologies, my hat-loving readers.  After years of extensive research, the brightest […]

Humor

Prepare to Die… Laughing

Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Jake Moore and clay magazine. It may not be used, viewed, printed, fed to the R.O.U.S.es (I honestly wouldn’t recommend feeding them anything, but hey, your funeral), read before Prince Humperdinck (he is not a nice man), put under a magic spell […]