Monday, March 30, 2020
Hello, my dear readers, and welcome to the science issue of my column! In today’s article, we we will learn about the latest and greatest discoveries in the wonderful world of science. First off, hats make you dumb. Advance apologies, my hat-loving readers. After years of extensive research, the brightest […]
Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Emmanuel Koh and clay magazine. It is not to be drawn with, thrown, or struck by lightsabres. It is also not to be published to Stick Man Pte Ltd or to Vader & Co. Somehow, I had this idea when I sat […]
Eli was supposed to interview someone for school. After much thought, he chose his friend Carter. He sat down with his friend at their dining room table, right next to the front door. “Alright, Carter,” Eli said. “Let’s get on with it. What is your favorite food?” Carter was about […]
In a distant galaxy that is named Gibblion, there was a Gibble. He looked exactly like the majority of the Gibbles, blobby and small; his color was the typical bluish-green (or greenish-blue, nobody seems to agree on the color). He also had the most perfectly common name in the Galaxy, […]
Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Jake Moore and clay magazine. It may not be used, viewed, printed, fed to the R.O.U.S.es (I honestly wouldn’t recommend feeding them anything, but hey, your funeral), read before Prince Humperdinck (he is not a nice man), put under a magic spell […]