Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Hello TPS! We, the clay Senior Editors, are so excited to announce the second annual GP6 Music Competition! Last year, the Senior Editors introduced this competition to rid the world of our singular repetitive pre-class song. Now, with that song fading into a distant memory, we have grown to love […]
Tired of being continuously dumped in that cage your parents call a crib? I sure am. My parents don’t seem to get the idea that I don’t want to go in there no matter how loudly I scream! And trust me, no noise can beat my 1:00 A.M. scream session! […]
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Hello my dear readers, y’all may be getting ready for Christmas during this time if everything is going well. I say if, as I recently cried so much after writing my last article I drowned in crumpled cheeseburgers and suffered from severe dehydration. Yes, I wipe my eyes with cheeseburgers. […]