Monday, October 3, 2022
“Lili!” Reluctantly pulling her green eyes away from her book, Alethia McFarland—Lili for short— answered, “Yes?” “Don’t you have class half an hour ago?” her mom called from downstairs. Lili’s heart skipped a beat. Oops. She sprang off the couch and flew down the steps to her computer. Clicking the […]
The Last Supper. You’ve probably seen it, or if not, you’ve at least seen the meme about it. Jesus: A table for 26, please. Waiter: But there are only 13 of you. Jesus: I know, but we’re all going to sit on one side. And while […]
Greetings, O curious reader! Hast thou also entered this realm of blissful procrastination that thy scholarly sufferings may be alleviated? Fear not, for thou wilt soon ward off deadlines with a lightsaber of thine own. I myself shall instruct thee in its fashioning, which happily requires nought but the most […]
Disclaimer: This article is satirical in nature and does not reflect either the author’s or clay’s true thoughts on the subject. I should not have to say that the mental stability of the world is in distressing shape right now. Debates degrade into raging ad hominem contests, and international tensions […]
Computers. Beeping noises. Science objects. A ginger in a spinny chair. This time, not in California; not in an old, repaired 4’ by 4’ shed in the backyard. Here he built the first time machine, the first prototype that used a rocket to create a point of relativity for anyone […]