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Argos, namesake to Odysseus’ faithful dog, also shares that venerable creature’s characteristic of unbounded happiness at his master’s homecoming. On one such homecoming, Argos, eager as the paparazzi for a moment with Mum, got too close to the car, and his wagging signal of happiness was laid to eternal stillness […]
Well, hello there, fellow TPSers and/or Stuck-At-Home-And-Going-Crazyers! I bring you entertainment and a way to get your mom to yell at you! In case you have any questions, go ask Bill The Duck, the FAQs, or Google. Did you know that when you breath, the earth floats a tiny bit […]
Recently, I had the pleasure of dining for tea with several lovely young people, including my darling little cousins. It was a simply lovely tea, and from it I gained many words of wisdom, especially from the youngsters of our party… What was not drenched in tea and promptly eaten, […]
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