For starters, to get on a teacher’s good side, change your assignments from “Upcoming” to “All.” After, click on random poll assignments and tick “No” on all of them. Then, upload a Word document with a rickroll or your favorite meme as your final essay assignment for the school year. […]
Open Mic
GP7 Music Competition Winners!
Hello, TPS! We are so happy that so many TPSers participated in this year’s music contest, whether they submitted a piece or voted. Although the final vote count was close, student opinion selected four songs as winners. Without further ado, here are the winning pieces of the 2024 Music Competition: […]
Open Mic: Le Bateleur (Part 2) by Darby Nugent
At the junction of the bridge and the walkway, the Bateleur collided roughly with the captain of the Prison Guard, jarring them both. The captain uttered a curse and growled for him to watch out as the Bateleur stammered his apology. “Fool!” exclaimed the captain, and hurried on. The Bateleur […]
Open Mic: Le Bateleur (Part 1) by Darby Nugent
In the city of Paris, on the cobbled streets just outside “Place de la Révolution”, a certain street performer was to be found entertaining a crowd of melancholy Citizens of the Republic. He was such a regular part of the scenery that he had become a public fixture, and the […]
Open Mic: Ode to Books by Eliah Reed
Ode to Books At the end of the day When I’m tired and worn You wait for me. When I’ve had a bad day And I’ve sobbed my eyes dry You wait for me. You don’t care what mood I’m in when I open the cover. You […]