Monday, August 3, 2020
Who would have guessed that this unusual and less-than-manageably-sized pet could become such an invaluable family member? Or that giant wild boars make good pets at all? What is this about a secret feud between pigs and roosters? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the tale of Susie. While only a […]
American toilets are boring. Staring up at the rectangle of ceiling framed by the four walls of the stall, my mind counts each tile for the fourth time. My jaw unhinges, letting out an airy yawn, as my mind slowly drifts off. ——————- I was thankful that the night air […]
Argos, namesake to Odysseus’ faithful dog, also shares that venerable creature’s characteristic of unbounded happiness at his master’s homecoming. On one such homecoming, Argos, eager as the paparazzi for a moment with Mum, got too close to the car, and his wagging signal of happiness was laid to eternal stillness […]
From being a missionary in twenty countries, to completing multiple internships at NASA, to teaching TPS students about the stars and planets beyond earth, Mr. Middleton has lived a full life of ministry and education. Me: How long have you been teaching at TPS? Mr. Middleton: Twelve years, since […]
Andrew Chen, who is best known for having Bob Dylan as his sister and his incredible skills with a gun, lay prone on the floor of an airplane. He looked through the scope of his hot pink sniper rifle, aiming out the cargo bay door at what looks like small […]