Saturday, August 8, 2020
On March 15, Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden clashed head-on in the eleventh Democratic debate for the 2020 presidential election. There were many feisty moments, but none matched what followed after this question: “What is your favorite food, and how does it reveal your character to be the most inspiring […]
Welcome to my music column, readers! Yes, music. Not humor. A little bit of personal lore: when I first applied to clay way back in 2019, I requested for the position of – wait for it – music columnist. Now evidently, I had written my music column a bit oddly as […]
In the heart of Fairy Tale Land, there lies a city known as Su-Bear-Bia, and there live the many bear families of the land. On one particular morning, the members of one particular bear family, the Fur-gusons, were discussing their breakfast. “You know, Mama, my breakfast sandwich is a bit […]
Hello, my dear readers, and welcome to the science issue of my column! In today’s article, we we will learn about the latest and greatest discoveries in the wonderful world of science. First off, hats make you dumb. Advance apologies, my hat-loving readers. After years of extensive research, the brightest […]