Sunday, May 5, 2024
Greetings, O curious reader! Hast thou also entered this realm of blissful procrastination that thy scholarly sufferings may be alleviated? Fear not, for thou wilt soon ward off deadlines with a lightsaber of thine own. I myself shall instruct thee in its fashioning, which happily requires nought but the most […]
Disclaimer: This article is satirical in nature and does not reflect either the author’s or clay’s true thoughts on the subject. I should not have to say that the mental stability of the world is in distressing shape right now. Debates degrade into raging ad hominem contests, and international tensions […]
It’s that time of year again– you don’t know whether it’s summer or fall, school is coming all too fast, and you have to remember how to actually wake up on time again. And from the scramble emerges clay, here as always to entertain and educate you. A pro at […]
Lili stared at the email with excitement when she found out she was accepted to be a part of the clay staff. After hoping for this position and being a devoted fan of the Humor Column, she has finally gotten to take her place as clay’s Humor Columnist. Meet Lili […]
The debate over pineapple on pizza is hot, even after years of speculation. Joining the pro side is clay’s Humor columnist Ava Dargel! Ava is a junior currently residing in Christianburg, Virginia. She only plans on taking one class with TPS, Geography, but is part of the Fotia chapel staff […]