Friday, April 26, 2024
Have you ever wrestled a Christmas tree? I wouldn’t recommend it. Just think about this: the tree is much larger than you; it has pokey barbs covering it that will impale you from every angle, and it itself cannot feel pain. It would be akin to fighting a giant toddler […]
Hello, and Merry Christmas from McDuck Manor to all you young spendthrifts at the Potter’s School! Thanks to a maniac journalist, you all get to learn how to make these quaint little Christmas tree ornaments out of folded banknotes, and I get to reclaim several million dollars I thought I […]
The guard dragon unleashed a shriek of fury in Phineas Charming’s face; the knight, risking his life to save his damsel in distress, managed to stay astride as his horse reared, but the moment the horse’s hooves touched the ground, it bolted. Lili could do nothing from her viewpoint trapped […]
November: a time of changing temperatures, bare trees, and terror for all turkeys in America. Art-wise, there is only one piece that fits the bill for this festive season—Norman Rockwell’s Freedom from Want. This piece depicts a classic family feast, with a gorgeously-roasted turkey as the centerpiece of an elegantly-set […]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today! Well, well, the holiday season always seems to ambush a person when least expected, doesn’t it? Your normal schedule is suddenly overrun with invitations, decorations, and worst of all, leftovers. Has your obsessive over-planning now […]