Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Golden rays of sunlight streamed onto the living room couch, the prime reading spot in the McFarland house. As Fiona plopped down next to her, Lili glanced up from the novel in her hands and asked,“What book are you into right now?” “Beneath the Shadow of Denali. It’s a great […]
Hello and welcome to this month’s conspiracy theory! Today we’ll be discussing the secret history of St. Patrick’s Day and how it’s all just part of McDonald’s plot for world domination. As you are doubtless aware, St. Patrick’s Day is supposedly a feast day that celebrates the death of […]
Yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking. “It’s Loki, run for your lives,” etcetera etcetera. Well, fortunately for you humans, invading Midgard isn’t worth my time these days. Under usual circumstances, writing online magazine articles wouldn’t be worth the time of the god of mischief either. And then, just the […]
“Happy birthday, dear Lili— Happy birthday to you!” Her parent’s voices were barely audible over the cacophony of her three siblings singing a slightly different version, “You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too…” Rolling her eyes at them with a grin, she turned to her chocolate […]
February: a month of love, of valentines, of sweets, and, best of all, groundhogs! Let’s be honest here: nobody really cares about Valentine’s Day, right? The thing we all really get excited for is Groundhog Day! Or is that just me? Regardless, this month we’ll be discussing the origins […]