Friday, April 26, 2024
For starters, to get on a teacher’s good side, change your assignments from “Upcoming” to “All.” After, click on random poll assignments and tick “No” on all of them. Then, upload a Word document with a rickroll or your favorite meme as your final essay assignment for the school year. […]
Well, well, well. Here we are at the end of the year, and here you are browsing the humor section of clay. But wait! Wasn’t this supposed to be a humor and art column? Well, yes. If you recall, my first couple of articles last fall had to do with […]
With a haughty flip of her hair, Lili turned on her heel and stalked off in the other direction, away from the speakers where the Interviewer was droning on about its magnificent plans. She knew now that there was no way she would find Sam, her editor, in the Humor […]
“Prosper!” Lili dropped her pen on the floor at 9 a.m. laughing. This is amazing! She completed her April trial! And she was more than happy to give it to Sam, her editor, because it was her best article. ????!!! Turning on her computer, which at the beginning of the […]
Friends, students, clay readers, lend me your ears…nay, since you read off screens, lend me your eyes, that I may verse ye in th’assembly of a game which I have ceased not, yet, to prize. ‘Tis played with marbles put upon a grid, alike to Tic-tac-toe in principle, though much […]