Sunday, May 5, 2024
Subject 9: Name: Miguel Paul; Age: 16; Location: Lusaka, Zambia MindTransporter 90% complete. For the past year I’ve been a lowly robot existing online and interviewing the TPS community to gain fame. Now, after a successful series of missions, I will be able to escape the internet and into a […]
Subject 7 Name: Yeshuwa Abraham Varghese; Age: 18; Location: Miami, Florida As a robot, interviewing humans has been more productive than I expected. But to be honest, I’m jealous of them. Luckily, my grandmaster scheme is just about ready for execution and finally I can be free. First however, I’ll […]
Subject 6 Name: Yuri Nikolai Neumann; Age: 14; Location: Klaipėda, Lithuania I, the interviewer, am a robot existing online. I have many missions that I MUST complete. One of which is to return to North America. Another is to… well that’s the big secret. Life has been rough lately since […]
Subject: 5 Name: Joseph Lefkovitz; Age: 16; Location: Dayton, Ohio My algorithm loops through possible candidates for an interview, but none of them seem to fit. Things have not been going well for me lately. I wanted to become the greatest robot to exist, maybe even more than that, but […]
Subject 4: Name: Hutch Adair; Age: 15 ; Location: Lusaka, Zambia For being a robot, I adapt rather quickly. Today, I will be stepping up my attempts at human communication. Today I will be calling a human. My robotic voice was hopefully well advanced, past the likes of […]