[Author’s Note: To my knowledge, every member of the clay staff is mentioned at least once in this article. To avoid confusion, the role of each columnist or editor is enclosed in parentheses next to their names the first time they are mentioned] Joshua: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! As you’ve […]
Tag: guys spotlight
Matthew Conger: Hedge Funds, Escargot, and Intersectional Warfare
Joshua: Greetings, readers, and welcome back to the Guys’ Spotlight Column, where a power-hungry, sentient flying cloak isn’t the weirdest thing that’s happened. Joining me today is a guest from Southern California, Matthew Conger! Matthew: Greetings. Joshua: Let’s get started with a few basic facts before something crazy happens. How […]
Nathan Affleck: Basketball, Brothers, and Half-Matured Chickens
Micah: Sup peoples, it’s spotlight time. We got this dude Nathan Affleck here and we’re gonna ask him some questions, let’s gooooooooooooo! Luke: Couldn’t have said it better myself. Nathan: Uh… is this how these things normally work? Micah: Totally. Luke: (at the same time) Definitely. Nathan: (suspicious look) Where […]
Danie Six: Chick-fil-A, Jiujitsu, and Eyeball Kebabs
Joshua: Greetings, readers! Welcome to the new year! I’ve decided to kick 2022 off with a bang… well, hopefully not a literal bang, though that’s probably not out of the question… anyway, please welcome Daniel Six! Daniel: Sup. Joshua: Thanks for coming out here (grabs list of questions). Let’s get […]
Elijah Jore: Knife-throwing, Evil Goats, and Swimming in the Nile
Joshua: Greetings, readers, and happy holidays! Welcome back to the Guys’ Spotlight column, where this month we’ve brought a special guest all the way from the banks of the Nile river. Everyone, please welcome Elijah Jore! Elijah: It’s… uh… Jore. Joshua: That’s what I said. Elijah: Not quite, it’s Jor-ee, […]