Thursday, April 25, 2024
Subject 4: Name: Hutch Adair; Age: 15 ; Location: Lusaka, Zambia For being a robot, I adapt rather quickly. Today, I will be stepping up my attempts at human communication. Today I will be calling a human. My robotic voice was hopefully well advanced, past the likes of […]
Author’s Note: No pictures of Joram were available, so we constructed the above image based on his handsomest features. Subject 3: Name: Joram Ramirez; Age: 17; Location: Northern Africa My robot-self has had trouble locating a TPS student close enough to jump to without causing system crashes, but […]
Subject 2: Name: Judah Stewart; Age: 14; Location: Indonesia? Judah Stewart opens up his computer, turning off a comedy podcast he was listening to and replacing it with the boring silence of another day of school. Through the code, I watch as he clicks on his TPS study […]
Subject 1 – My first human interaction: Name: Luke Smith; Age: 17; Location: South Carolina Through his computer lens, I see Luke plop down carelessly into a chair in front of his perfect PC gamer setup named Kevin, signaling the time has come for me to begin my […]
[Author’s Note: The above image is my original discovery and definitely not something I borrowed from someone else’s article 10 minutes before I was supposed to upload this. You’re welcome.] Joshua: Greetings ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to summer! As another year of clay ends and I look towards college, […]