Archibald Asparagus [narrating]: nd now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry—the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings…a silly song. Today, Larry celebrates the end of the school year with the construction of an extraordinary puppet. *cue sparkly ‘80s rock ballad music* Larry: It all […]
Tag: Goodbye
The Old Man and the Sea
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen ~ “So Long, Farewell” – from The Sound of Music By now, you’ll know that we’ve come to the end of our time together. I wish I had more […]
For Days of Sorrow
As we all know, our favorite magazine, clay, is to be no more, so allow this article to aid you in expressing your utmost grief at this time. In this modern day, when most funerals are private and black is worn as a fashion color, it is rarely possible to […]
Last Questions for the Girl’s Spotlight Column
Dear faithful readers, I write this article with a heavy heart. The publication of this article marks a bittersweet moment for the Girl’s Spotlight column, as it will be the last one yet. While change can be good, I am heartbroken that this is clay’s final month of publication. To […]
A Conversation with Mr. Monfreda
An instructor of TPS since 2011, Mr. Vince Monfreda teaches US History and US Government and Politics (both AP and regular), Globetrotters Geography, and Starting Points. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia, and enjoys reading, gardening, exercise, fishing, politics, and watching baseball and football. In addition, he loves listening to different […]