Thursday, May 2, 2024
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, sixth Dread Pirate Roberts and scourge of the seas. Ever since my great friend Westley handed over his pirate business to me and retired, life has been, in a word, amazing. As you may have heard from fearfully-whispered rumors, business is booming, and the […]
Hello, and Merry Christmas from McDuck Manor to all you young spendthrifts at the Potter’s School! Thanks to a maniac journalist, you all get to learn how to make these quaint little Christmas tree ornaments out of folded banknotes, and I get to reclaim several million dollars I thought I […]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today! Well, well, the holiday season always seems to ambush a person when least expected, doesn’t it? Your normal schedule is suddenly overrun with invitations, decorations, and worst of all, leftovers. Has your obsessive over-planning now […]
Hey there, beloved readership! Fishlegs here, providing you with some escape from the day-to-day drudgery of your training (and believe me, I know how hard that can be) with a lesson in bookbinding! Well, technically, I’m writing this tutorial as a favor for this traveling journalist that Hiccup met the […]
Greetings, O curious reader! Hast thou also entered this realm of blissful procrastination that thy scholarly sufferings may be alleviated? Fear not, for thou wilt soon ward off deadlines with a lightsaber of thine own. I myself shall instruct thee in its fashioning, which happily requires nought but the most […]