Hello everyone! So many talented musicians have sent in their entries for the GP7 Music Competition so far, and we’ve thoroughly enjoyed hearing these submissions. Previously, we set the due date for January 16th, but we have decided to extend this deadline to February 6th. If you’re interested in sharing […]
Humor
Inigo Montoya Carves a Stamp
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, sixth Dread Pirate Roberts and scourge of the seas. Ever since my great friend Westley handed over his pirate business to me and retired, life has been, in a word, amazing. As you may have heard from fearfully-whispered rumors, business is booming, and the […]
Melted Metal, Cracked Dishes, and Marzipan Pigs
The New Year has come! How did you spend the night? Did you stay up late watching movies and munching on an unspeakable number of chocolate-coated pretzels? Did you throw confetti as the clock struck twelve? Or, perhaps, did you spend the day smashing your mother’s finest chinaware? While that […]
How the Grinch Stole a Brother
“Yellow four. Go.” Lili raised her green eyes expectantly to her younger brother’s, whose eyes matched her own. With a devious smirk, the blond played a plus four/change-the-color card, crushing Lili’s dreams of winning. Kieran only had two cards left, and Lili now had seven. As she picked up, her […]
Announcing the 2022-2023 GP7 Music Competition!
Hello TPS! We are ecstatic to announce the fifth annual GP7 Music Competition! Years ago, GP7 was haunted by a singular repetitive tune that would play on loop before every class. The Senior Editors decided to introduce the first Music Competition as a solution. Since then, GP7 has enjoyed countless […]