Tuesday, May 7, 2024
Hello and welcome to this month’s conspiracy theory! Today we’ll be discussing the secret history of St. Patrick’s Day and how it’s all just part of McDonald’s plot for world domination. As you are doubtless aware, St. Patrick’s Day is supposedly a feast day that celebrates the death of […]
Have you ever wrestled a Christmas tree? I wouldn’t recommend it. Just think about this: the tree is much larger than you; it has pokey barbs covering it that will impale you from every angle, and it itself cannot feel pain. It would be akin to fighting a giant toddler […]
November: a time of changing temperatures, bare trees, and terror for all turkeys in America. Art-wise, there is only one piece that fits the bill for this festive season—Norman Rockwell’s Freedom from Want. This piece depicts a classic family feast, with a gorgeously-roasted turkey as the centerpiece of an elegantly-set […]
Fall – a season of change! The leaves drop, the wind turns cold, and Christmas gifts line the aisles for early-bird shoppers. As I brainstormed possible art pieces for this article, I found that a lot of autumn artwork looks very much the same: orange leaves, sheaves of hay, bare […]
The Last Supper. You’ve probably seen it, or if not, you’ve at least seen the meme about it. Jesus: A table for 26, please. Waiter: But there are only 13 of you. Jesus: I know, but we’re all going to sit on one side. And while […]