Tired of all those barely developed, plastic romances? Sick of watching “perfect” couples who are “so happy?” There’s got to be something better! Introducing ten picture-perfect couples that will demonstrate what real love looks like. #10: Mr. Paris and Miss Helen There might have been a teeny-tiny bit of goddess-meddling […]
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Top 10 Shakespearean Comebacks and Burns
Friends, Romans, TPSers, lend me your computer screens! For this month’s top ten I doth presenteth to you the Top 10 Shakespearean Comebacks and Burns. If comebacks be the food of insults, play on… #10: “Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.” Sometimes, […]
Top 10 Profound Christmas Song Lyrics
Oh! Well, hello boys and girls! I didn’t see you there, hohoho! Tis the season of Christmas, bringing with it joy, good cheer, and an abundance of masterfully written songs. So, during this special time of the year, let’s take a moment to recognize some of these deeply profound lyrics. […]
Top 10 Harry Potter Presidential Candidates
Two score and three years ago, the boy who lived was introduced to the world. This month, we’ve handpicked the most charismatic, moral, and qualified Wizarding World characters who, we think you’ll agree, would make excellent presidential candidates. You’re welcome. #10: Vernon Dursley Heralding from his humble abode on Privet […]
Top 10 Nuggets of Screwtape Advice
Greetings! It is I, Glubose, Screwtape’s revered and distinguished friend. You delicious—I mean delightful humans are in for quite a treat today! Prepare yourselves to hear Screwtape’s genius with my personal top 10 favorite nuggets of his advice. #10: Truth is an outdated term. Once upon a time, in a […]