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How the Grinch Stole a Brother

“Yellow four. Go.” Lili raised her green eyes expectantly to her younger brother’s, whose eyes matched her own. With a devious smirk, the blond played a plus four/change-the-color card, crushing Lili’s dreams of winning. Kieran only had two cards left, and Lili now had seven. As she picked up, her […]

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Flown to Far, Far Away (Part 3)

The guard dragon unleashed a shriek of fury in Phineas Charming’s face; the knight, risking his life to save his damsel in distress, managed to stay astride as his horse reared, but the moment the horse’s hooves touched the ground, it bolted. Lili could do nothing from her viewpoint trapped […]

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Flown to Far, Far Away (Part 2)

Wozo the wicked wizard continued to cackle as he flicked his wand, causing Lili to float into the air and drift behind the wizard as he marched to the far side of the foreboding tower they had arrived at just seconds ago. If Wozo’s spell had not been stopping her […]

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Flown to Far, Far Away (Part 1)

“Lili!” Reluctantly pulling her green eyes away from her book, Alethia McFarland—Lili for short— answered, “Yes?” “Don’t you have class half an hour ago?” her mom called from downstairs. Lili’s heart skipped a beat. Oops. She sprang off the couch and flew down the steps to her computer. Clicking the […]

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Meet Lili McFarland: Humor Columnist

Lili stared at the email with excitement when she found out she was accepted to be a part of the clay staff. After hoping for this position and being a devoted fan of the Humor Column, she has finally gotten to take her place as clay’s Humor Columnist. Meet Lili […]