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A Loony Year

Disclaimer: The following article is satire and should not be taken as an official news story. S-s-s-s-so anyways I just woke up one d-d-d-day and whadda you know? Everyone t-t-t-talking about an extra long spring break. Well now lemme tell ya something, boy w-w-w-was I jubilant! More time to reh-reh-reh-relax, […]

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Bet your Bottom Dollar?

Throughout early 2021, the exciting, near ridiculous events taking place in the U.S. stock market dominated national new feeds. Despite a global pandemic, natural disasters, and political unrest (the seemingly ideal formula for a disastrous stock market and economy), the 2020 United States stock market had a better year than […]

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A New Strain of COVID?

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of clay Magazine or TPS. As if COVID-19 did not already ravage the world during 2020, reports now suggest that the virus may have mutated and formed new strains. The newest variant of COVID-19, known as […]

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More Trouble in Turkey?

Surprise! The United States and Turkey are at odds once again. This time the United States have taken its reprimand of Turkey one step further by ordering a sanction. “The Trump administration will sanction Turkey for its purchase of a Russian surface-to-air missile system more than a year after Ankara […]

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Peace Between Azerbaijan and Armenia?

Exclusive: Official at Center of Armenia, Azerbaij The history between Armenia and Azerbaijan is extremely complex. Their conflict dates back decades over disputed areas of land that have been in contention since the Soviet Union broke up. Since the summer of 2020, however, tensions have re-risen over a disputed land […]