What better way to begin April 2020 than with a helpful guide to April Fool’s Day pranks? If you pay attention and take good notes, this month will definitely get off to an interesting—and hilarious—start! Tip #1: Don’t ever be predictable. A rubber snake in the silverware drawer? Boring. Hair […]
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Sam and Salmon: A Very True Biography About A Very Real Poet
Hello clay readers! I know this month’s article is supposed to be April Fool’s Day themed, but I think that one poet, by the name of Sam Instew, deserves an article all about himself. He was a very serious person and died a tragic death. But before I spoil anything…here is […]
A Swedish… Corkscrew?
Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Jake Moore and the Crockpot magazine. It may not be used, viewed, printed, used as a recipe for brownies (trust me, it does not work; I tried it), mixed into cookies (it also does not work), or folded into a corkscrew (none […]
Raining Spatulas
During the glorious month of April, most people’s minds are turning to the subject of their upcoming finals and impending demise at the hands of their homework. To alleviate the stress, many people turn to the always-comforting tradition of listening to poetry, a category that includes both pop songs and […]