Sunday, July 12, 2020
Cardboard is the maligned member of the paper family. Think about it. Normal printer paper? Useful for writing, drawing, and folding into paper planes. Tissues? Good for runny noses. Paper towels? Perfect for big spills. Toilet paper? You know what that’s good for… But cardboard… thrown away. Really, […]
Welcome to my music column, readers! Yes, music. Not humor. A little bit of personal lore: when I first applied to clay way back in 2019, I requested for the position of – wait for it – music columnist. Now evidently, I had written my music column a bit oddly as […]
Hello, my dear readers, and welcome to the science issue of my column! In today’s article, we we will learn about the latest and greatest discoveries in the wonderful world of science. First off, hats make you dumb. Advance apologies, my hat-loving readers. After years of extensive research, the brightest […]
Hello my dear readers, y’all may be getting ready for Christmas during this time if everything is going well. I say if, as I recently cried so much after writing my last article I drowned in crumpled cheeseburgers and suffered from severe dehydration. Yes, I wipe my eyes with cheeseburgers. […]
Happy November, everyone! It’s the month of Thanksgiving and… stale Christmas stuff. But before we go into all out sicko – I’m sorry, jolly – mode, take a moment to check out “Mashed Yams,” a Thanksgiving movie guaranteed to become a classic. The film begins rather darkly, with a chef […]