Mercy: Hey Hannah, and welcome to the last article of this school year!
Hannah: Wow, you’ve made it a long way.
Joshua: She couldn’t have done it without me.
Mercy: Yeah, we all know I would’ve still done great if you weren’t here. Anyway, no more stalling. Hannah, how old are you, what grade are you in, and where do you live?
Hannah: I’m 12, in 7th grade, and I live in Singapore.
Joshua: Do you have any siblings?
Hannah: I have two older brothers.
Joshua: Mercy knows very well how awesome it is to have older brothers, don’t you?
Mercy: (shakes head) Oh, don’t even get me started.
Joshua: She loves me. Anyway, what TPS classes are you taking this year?
Hannah: English 1 Lit and Comp: Journeys and Quests, Pre-algebra (Honors), Christian World History: Heroes of the Faith, Introduction to General Science, Spanish Conversations for Spanish 1A.
Fred: Hey guys, wow that’s a lot of classes. But you know what’s more interesting than classes? Fun facts. What’s a fun fact about you?
Hannah: If someone says a word I’ll automatically think of a song and start singing it.
Mercy: I do that all the time.
Joshua: She does. If you could sum up yourself in three words, what would they be?
Hannah: Sarcastic, musical, and organized.
Mercy: Those words describe me too! Also, bro you skipped a question.
Joshua: Well, pardon me for not reading your mind and finding out that you added a question.
Mercy: You should know this by now, I always add a new question every spotlight. So, Hannah, what are your favorite things to do in the summer?
Hannah: Read, hang out with friends, binge watch shows, hang out with family, and get good food that I normally wouldn’t be able to get because I’m too busy.
Mercy: Nice, what about your talents?
Hannah: Playing piano and violin, art, cooking, and baking.
Mercy: Cool, what about some of your hobbies?
Fred: As a wise man once said, you are just speeding through all these questions. You have to slow down and really take in her answers.
Joshua: Boom. See, he thinks I’m wise.
Mercy: (coughs) His loss.
Joshua: Ouch bro.
Mercy: (evilly smirks) Back to the question, Hannah.
Hannah: Reading, playing instruments, and hanging out with friends and family.
Mercy: Sounds like fun. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Hannah: Probably go on a shopping spree with my best friends and go to Japan.
Mercy: Nice, sounds like a great day. What’s an interesting or funny story that’s happened in your life?
Hannah: Well, me and my friend came home one day and found my calm brother and his friend playing Just Dance. It was quite entertaining.
Mercy: You know, that sounds just like something Joshua would do.
Joshua: (goes and starts dancing with Fred in the corner)
Mercy: Minus the calm part of course.
Joshua: (still dancing) I heard that.
Mercy: You were supposed to. By the way, your dancing is terrible.
Joshua: I’d like to see you try.
Mercy: I don’t actually think you would. May I remind you that I’ve taken four dance classes and three gymnastics classes? I would smoke your dancing skills to the cold, hard, stone, dead floor.
Joshua: Our floor is wood…
Mercy: Oh, shut up.
Fred: Moving on, Hannah, what are some of your favorites?
Hannah: Piano, ramen, winter, and sleeping.
Joshua: All great things. Who’s someone you want to be like and why?
Hannah: My brother’s friend because she’s really good at singing and she collaborates with other people and I really wanna do that someday.
Mercy: Oo, sounds awesome. What’s your favorite Bible verse?
Hannah: Romans 8:37: “No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us.”
Joshua: Great verse. Well, anything else you want to say to the readers?
Hannah: Have a great summer, finish off the year well, and drink water!
Mercy: Yes, great words. Well, thanks for coming in. It was really great to get to know you a little.
Hannah: You too! Fred, it was an honor.
Fred: The honor is all mine.
Hannah: Goodbye!
Mercy: Bye!
Fred: Well, who knows if I’ll be back, but if I am, join us next year where Mercy is better at dancing than Joshua…
Joshua: But I’m still better at roasting.
Mercy: Oh yeah right totally, I promise you if we had a roast battle I would slay you so hard.
Joshua: No-
Mercy: Just don’t even try me.
Fred: Thanks for another great year of clay, if it wasn’t for all of you I would never have been found out.
Mercy: You mean created?
Fred: Wait, you created me?
Mercy: (coughs) What? No. You were totally alive. I just… goodbye!