Mercy: Brother, what are you doing here?
Joshua: Oh, you paid attention this month, I failed.
Mercy: Yes, I don’t know who to interview.
Joshua: (clears throat) I don’t know, it’s me.
Mercy: You don’t say…
Joshua: Who else?
Mercy: (sigh) Okay.
Joshua: Yes
Mercy: It’s like you’ve never done this before. This list is up to you.
Joshua: I do.
Fred: No, I understand. You’re welcome this month.
Mercy: Very good.
Fred: Come on, age and grade?
Joshua: I’m definitely older than most people reading this. And as a very intelligent and beautiful person wrote in a personal article. My comments are below.
Micah: Yeah, I don’t know if I’d call it cute. But wait. That’s just me.
Luke: It’s okay.
Joshua: Shut up, you two.
Fred: Where do you live? Where do you live?
Joshua: I spent at least a few months on planets other than Uranus (don’t ask) and called 42 cities in 27 countries and 5 continents. I now live in a remote area of Washoe County, Wyoming.
Fred: Wow, that’s it… Alright, what’s your favorite place?
Joshua: I’m very happy to be on Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. But I think I should take it back to Egypt. You’ll be amazed how fun it is to chase a vengeful mummy across the desert in search of the remains of a long-forgotten treasure of a golden crocodile.
Fred: Yeah, Jupiter is a beautiful place. What do you think is funny?
Joshua: I have three and a half asteroids by my name. and the Nobel Prize in Cheese Technology.
Fred: It’s weird. I’ve been working in cheesetech for a few years. But I decided to share the matter with your sister. But if you had to sum it up in 3 words, what would it be?
Joshua: Talkative, smart, and sociable, yes, these are all true statements.
Fred: I believe you. Do you have any special abilities?
Joshua: In addition to the cheese-making techniques mentioned above, I’m also a modern piccolo player, ambitious decorator. and Muay Thai enthusiasts. I am also fluent in Greek Sign Language, Greek Portuguese and Swahili. and familiar with tea drinking traditions around the world.
Fred: You’re busy. What are your hobbies?
Joshua: I love Legend of Zelda costumes and keychains. Other fun things to do include the Mid-Autumn Festival and raising rare pumpkins.
Fred: I have to say Zula is awesome. What would you do if you weren’t making any money all day?
Joshua: I use this pro a lot. Because technically there is no limit to the amount of money I can spend. First, he gave enough money to satisfy the hunger and thirst of the world. He then spends a bit more on medical research to cure the disease. Then it affected the education of every student in the world. Later, my friends and family went to university. buy cars and houses. Then I bought a lifetime ticket for myself and many others. people i know left enough money in the bank to get the best deals on all airlines in the world. Finally, I donated to many churches and charities around the world. And thanks to all my friends, family and teachers, I’ll pay a lot.
Fred: It’s… an unnecessarily long answer, but that’s okay. What’s the funniest thing that ever happened to you?
Joshua: Most of my stories are mystical. But when we expose widespread corruption in the tin industry with Mel Gibson and save Waffles from extinction, It’s always a big deal.
Fred: Yeah, sorry to ask. Your favorites.
Joshua: Turkish Cinnamon Sauce, Uyghur Dumplings, Chinese White Rice, Thai Sticky Rice and Soo, Turkish Dumplings… Excuse me, I’m a little hungry. Let’s see… Senate. Your mother looked out the plane window. Window glass and, of course, compassionate sunlight.
Mercy: Wow yeah… Wait, what’s the last one?
Joshua: (Laughs)
Fred: What are you?
Joshua: Of course, father. I know this is a sensitive answer. But he was very religious and patient. And there are things about him that make me want to treat him better than I do.
Fred: Sounds like a good guy. What is your favorite Bible verse?
Joshua: Joshua 1:9: “Be strong and courageous. Fear not. Fear not, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.”
Fred: Great verse. Anything else you want to say to the readers?
(silence)