Hewwo, everyone, this Tweety Bird! Awen’t dose nasty putty tats simply dweadful? Dey never give you a moment’s west, always sneaking around with deir pointy claws and deir pointy teeth and deir mean ol’ putty tat eyes. But have I a surpwise for you! I’ve contwived a special way to […]
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I Am Groot
I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot–I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot: I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. […]
How to Build an Elevator: Seven Steps to Success by Vizzini
Disclaimer: Ethan Jo, upon careful review of Vizzini’s advice, does not guarantee that success can be reached according to these procedures. Building an elevator requires experience with electronics, structural forces, and, most of all, ample money. Vizzini mentions none of these crucial elements. Proceed at your own risk. So, […]
Peter Pan: Finding Home
Peter Pan, the boy who never grows up, is rather fond of storytelling, especially if it is his own story. So, on a starry Neverland night, Peter gathered the lost boys around the fire for it was time for a most thrilling bedtime story. Peter began, “Like I always […]
Bet your Bottom Dollar?
Throughout early 2021, the exciting, near ridiculous events taking place in the U.S. stock market dominated national new feeds. Despite a global pandemic, natural disasters, and political unrest (the seemingly ideal formula for a disastrous stock market and economy), the 2020 United States stock market had a better year than […]