Tuesday, April 16, 2024
[Author’s Note: The above image is my original discovery and definitely not something I borrowed from someone else’s article 10 minutes before I was supposed to upload this. You’re welcome.] Joshua: Greetings ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to summer! As another year of clay ends and I look towards college, […]
[Author’s Note: To my knowledge, every member of the clay staff is mentioned at least once in this article. To avoid confusion, the role of each columnist or editor is enclosed in parentheses next to their names the first time they are mentioned] Joshua: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! As you’ve […]
Joshua: Greetings, readers, and welcome back to the Guys’ Spotlight Column, where a power-hungry, sentient flying cloak isn’t the weirdest thing that’s happened. Joining me today is a guest from Southern California, Matthew Conger! Matthew: Greetings. Joshua: Let’s get started with a few basic facts before something crazy happens. How […]
Micah: Sup peoples, it’s spotlight time. We got this dude Nathan Affleck here and we’re gonna ask him some questions, let’s gooooooooooooo! Luke: Couldn’t have said it better myself. Nathan: Uh… is this how these things normally work? Micah: Totally. Luke: (at the same time) Definitely. Nathan: (suspicious look) Where […]
Joshua: Greetings, readers! Welcome to the new year! I’ve decided to kick 2022 off with a bang… well, hopefully not a literal bang, though that’s probably not out of the question… anyway, please welcome Daniel Six! Daniel: Sup. Joshua: Thanks for coming out here (grabs list of questions). Let’s get […]