Tag: Humor Column

Humor

Cardboard is Your Friend!

Cardboard is the maligned member of the paper family.   Think about it.  Normal printer paper? Useful for writing, drawing, and folding into paper planes. Tissues? Good for runny noses. Paper towels? Perfect for big spills. Toilet paper?  You know what that’s good for…   But cardboard… thrown away.  Really, […]

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New Year, Old Frenemies

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Christmas – Better in October

Hello my dear readers, y’all may be getting ready for Christmas during this time if everything is going well.  I say if, as I recently cried so much after writing my last article I drowned in crumpled cheeseburgers and suffered from severe dehydration.  Yes, I wipe my eyes with cheeseburgers. […]

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Mashed Yams – A Thanksgiving Story

Happy November, everyone! It’s the month of Thanksgiving and… stale Christmas stuff. But before we go into all out sicko – I’m sorry, jolly – mode, take a moment to check out “Mashed Yams,” a Thanksgiving movie guaranteed to become a classic. The film begins rather darkly, with a chef […]