Friday, April 19, 2024
Archibald Asparagus [narrating]: nd now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry—the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings…a silly song. Today, Larry celebrates the end of the school year with the construction of an extraordinary puppet. *cue sparkly ‘80s rock ballad music* Larry: It all […]
Friends, students, clay readers, lend me your ears…nay, since you read off screens, lend me your eyes, that I may verse ye in th’assembly of a game which I have ceased not, yet, to prize. ‘Tis played with marbles put upon a grid, alike to Tic-tac-toe in principle, though much […]
Yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking. “It’s Loki, run for your lives,” etcetera etcetera. Well, fortunately for you humans, invading Midgard isn’t worth my time these days. Under usual circumstances, writing online magazine articles wouldn’t be worth the time of the god of mischief either. And then, just the […]
Hello, and Merry Christmas from McDuck Manor to all you young spendthrifts at the Potter’s School! Thanks to a maniac journalist, you all get to learn how to make these quaint little Christmas tree ornaments out of folded banknotes, and I get to reclaim several million dollars I thought I […]
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today! Well, well, the holiday season always seems to ambush a person when least expected, doesn’t it? Your normal schedule is suddenly overrun with invitations, decorations, and worst of all, leftovers. Has your obsessive over-planning now […]