Thursday, April 18, 2024
Computers. Beeping noises. Science objects. A ginger in a spinny chair. This time, not in California; not in an old, repaired 4’ by 4’ shed in the backyard. Here he built the first time machine, the first prototype that used a rocket to create a point of relativity for anyone […]
It all started with Adam’s Time Travel Changer 3000-22… “You can’t use your time travel machine. You’ve been grounded from use of it for a month. Senior Editor orders.” But…. when all hope was lost for another article idea… Cara tossed him a bunch of keys that were labeled, “CLAY […]
“Well, Adam, I’ve got good news, and bad news…” Cara, the humor team’s editor, reluctantly admitted to a usually animated ginger-headed columnist. “Which would you like to hear first?” “Oh, uh… the bad, I suppose.” He responded, quite sadly. “You can’t use your time travel machine. You’ve been grounded from […]
Greetings consumers! Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the history lover in your life? Perhaps you have wanted to disturb the flow of history?* Have you ever had the hankering to cheat on a history test by going back in time and studying the event directly? Have you ever […]
In an undisclosed location… OFFICIAL TOTALLY REAL TPS CLAY OFFICES, INC. A small explosion rocketed the Humor floor, and a small amount of smoke slowly exhaled underneath the door of the perpetrator’s office. Inside, a now unrecognizable machine and a soot-covered columnist stood amidst the wreckage. A banging noise sounded […]