Friday, July 30, 2021
It has come to my attention that a humor column is not complete without a how-to article. Hence, I have selected a very important topic to write about: dystopian novels. By the time you are finished reading this, you will make George Orwell look like a middle schooler. Dystopian novels […]
On March 15, Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden clashed head-on in the eleventh Democratic debate for the 2020 presidential election. There were many feisty moments, but none matched what followed after this question: “What is your favorite food, and how does it reveal your character to be the most inspiring […]
Back in the early days of the Muslim Empire, a young beggar by the name of Aladdin happened to stumble upon a “Cave of Wonders,” in which he found something which would change his life forever. Of course, many of you already know the story of Aladdin and the lamp, […]
Just a few days ago, Marvel Entertainment announced a few select members of a new generation of superheroes succeeding the Infinity Saga. Most of them are completely new characters who never appeared in the comics, so they won’t be as familiar to Marvel fans as the ones from the previous […]
Each year, we at clay send an emissary up to the north pole to report the goings on there. I was honored to be selected as this year’s agent for the job, but what I found was absolutely shocking. After Christmas of 2018, the United Nations of the Poles (UNP) […]