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Note: The choice of whether or not to celebrate Halloween is between you and God, and the above comic is not meant to convert anybody from their current opinions on the holiday.
Hello, everyone. Josiah here with your monthly dose of insanity. Now I know what you’re all thinking. You tried out my advice on your crush last month, and it worked so well that now you’re writing me with questions about wedding planning. I have bad news for you, however. I’ve […]