Tuesday, April 13, 2021
Note from the editors: This article was simply written for comedic purposes and was not intended to offend any avid fans of Santa. Also note from the editors: Santa is real. Nicholas isn’t a believer. Fake news. (If you believe this, stop reading.) Hello, my dear readers, Santa is a menace! […]
Planning for Thanksgiving is stressful. Many people fail at planning the meal year after year. You may even be one of those people. The sad thing is that these people don’t even know what they are missing. To relieve stress and educate the world, I created this: Planning for Thanksgiving […]
Hello to the readers of the world. Because of my extensive knowledge in many areas, I have decided to give advice to you today. But unlike all other advice columns, my advice is actually practical and doesn’t get carried away with man buns and sporks. So, let me put on […]
Hello, my two dear and faithful readers (hi Mom and Dad), For this post, I spared no expense to bring you a review of one of the highest quality restaurants in the world. No, it isn’t steakhouse or even a sushi joint, I’m talking about the one, the only McDonald’s! […]
Ladies and gentleman, get ready for your new International Correspondent, Mr. Gabe Ratcliffe! He’s fresh off the sports column and is ready to begin his second year here at clay by being the International Correspondent, a position he can’t wait to start writing for. Gabe is a rising tenth grader, […]