Thursday, May 6, 2021
Hello my dear readers! It has come to my attention that this is the last edition of this year’s clay. After four years with TPS and one year with clay, I am venturing out into the jungle, ahem, public school. All this was on my mind when my editor smashed […]
Note: May or may not be sponsored by Howie the How-to Human. This is Nicholas, not Caleb – don’t tell him I hacked his computer to post this. Anyway: Breaking News: We are well over halfway into the second semester. That means, wait for it, you’ve (hopefully) learned something. The […]
Happy Crabby Patty Day! Wait, no, that’s tomorrow, sorry! Happy St. Patty’s Day! You’d better be wearing green or else I will personally ensure your pinching. But today I’m not talking about how I will ensure that pinching (*cough* I have Nest cameras everywhere! *cough*) but rather about another part […]
Are you tired of having normal, basic, extremely awkward Valentine’s Days? Tired of seeing and thinking about all your friends and family in happy relationships? Disgusted by all the cheesy traditions that come with the holiday? Well too bad, this year we’re doing the exact same thing. Step 1. As […]
Success is impossible! Yes, you heard me, im-poss-i-ble. At least to normal humans who failed to find this amazing, awesome, wonderful guide. Over the course of this next page of writing or so, I will teach you the secrets to literally succeed in everything you do, and never (right you […]