Author: Jake Moore

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Meet Josiah DeBoer!

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor (and also my duty) to introduce you to Josiah DeBoer! Josiah lives near Chicago and is a senior in high school. This year, he will be the Open Mic editor, helping students who would like their writing featured in clay magazine. For those […]

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Together Again!

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A Swedish… Corkscrew?

Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Jake Moore and the Crockpot magazine. It may not be used, viewed, printed, used as a recipe for brownies (trust me, it does not work; I tried it), mixed into cookies (it also does not work), or folded into a corkscrew (none […]

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Ka-Chowder!

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My (Incredible) Baby!

Disclaimer: This article is the exclusive property of Jake Moore and clay magazine. It may not be used, viewed, printed, chewed, eaten, flushed down the toilet, scribbled on, used as a pacifier, bottle, or diaper, or destroyed by laser-vision without the expressed consent of Jake Moore and clay magazine. Violators […]