Will Shadow stands in front of a huge mass of people, describing in great detail what he believes the Apocalypse will be. “And then, after the 200th famine and the second complete devastation of all human-built infrastructure, all the cats will die.” Although he had previously described many shocking incidents that had caused several members of his parish to adopt nihilistic points of view, this was the only time during his speech when he looked unhappy.
After convincing several more people to give up all hope, Shadow decides to drift through the crying and despairing crowds to answer some questions. After waiting for several seconds, he notices that a small cat is wandering around. When he leans down to pet the cat, he notices a small piece of paper on the ground. Thinking that it would be someone’s thoughts on his speech, he picks it up. Instead, he finds a questionnaire, which he quickly writes answers on:
Name (any nicknames!) If you have a nickname, where did it originate from?
Will Shadow, people call me Shadow, Willie, Kitty, Will-Bill, Willllllllllllll, and about 30 other names which I used to keep a list of on forums.
How many years have you been with TPS, what grade are you, and how old are you?
I took TPS for the first time last year, and I’m a 16 year old junior.
What classes are you taking this year, if any, and why did you pick them?
I’m not taking anything with TPS this year.
Something unexpected about you?
I can be very passionate and start ranting about something on accident. Luckily I have a couple of friends who love to hear what I rant about.
What’s your passion, and why do you enjoy it?
Music and computers.
Favorite Quote and Bible Verse?
If you could be an animal, what would you be and why? Is there a part of your personality that influenced your answer?
I would hands-down be a cat because they’re cute and rule the world but still can be very loving and playful.
What is something you would like to do one day and why?
I want to lead worship for a leading pastor such as Louie Giglio, or get the chance to meet big worship influencers like Chris Tomlin or The Gettys.
What is your favorite word and why?
Halitosis, because it’s just fun to say. Try it. Say it with different accents right now.
Extrovert/Introvert or MBTI type?
I’m an extroverted introvert, INTP.
If you could be a color, what color would you be and why?
Red because it’s the color of love, and it’s just a pretty color.
What’s your favorite movie and book and why?
The Greatest Showman is my favorite movie because I love the music and the story.
The Dragons in our Midst series and the Left Behind series are my favorite books because I’m fascinated with Revelation and the end times.
Dog or cat, and why? Have you had a negative experience with either one of them that influenced your answer?
I’m very much a cat person. There’s no reason, except that they’re just really cute and I love them.
Favorite subject, and why?
Probably math, because it’s all logical and step-by-step with my guessing.
Fiction or non-fiction? Why do you like one of them more?
Fiction, because it’s more compelling and interesting to read of things that couldn’t really happen, and the author makes an imaginative universe.
What is an interesting story from your life?
Once, when I was really young, I wandered off from my family at the zoo and ended up past all the guards, out the gate, and across the street before my parents found me.
Which holiday is your favorite? Was there a specific incident in your life that influenced your preference?
I’ve always lived Christmas because our whole family gathers together with each other.
Do you have any other sentiments that you would like to share?
Not really, music is my passion, and that’s pretty much all there is about me.
Oh yeah, gotta have the obligatory greeting.
Hi Mom, hi Dad, hi Bunny, hi Bella, hi Silva and LA and Raven, hi everyone else XD .