Hey guys! Cale- I mean, Nicholas here! So, I’ve decided to share all of my secrets because I’m in a particularly charitable mood today. Whether it’s exposing Santa or giving you tips on how to survive Valentine’s day single, I have a VERY specific routine. Here are some steps to get to writing as good as I do!
- Plan your topic:
The first step in writing a great Kaplan article is to brainstorm. And by that, I mean getting struck by an idea. Literally. Why else would I run around with a tinfoil hat on during a lightning storm? After I woke up from the coma, OF COURSE I came up with the “Secret to Succeeding in Literally Everything You do” article!
- Get to writing!
A lot of people say that writing is hard, but it’s WHAT you write that gets a little bit tricky. For example, right now I have no trouble with: ghosts’ bananas orange tulips for free monkeys. However, even writing this sentence is excruciatingly painful. So, I guess my advice for you is to get writing after you have a breakdown in the corner of your room. Or, you could make a really long sentence with seemingly no end that might go on for a while with lots of conjunctions and prepositions just to fill in a good amount of space and get your word count up, but I’m not sure why you or anyone else would do something like this.
- Make a list of stuff you have to do.
You can also add a paragraph or two after each point, and use a bunch of text. It’s easy once you know what you’re going to write, but again… refer to step 2. Or, you could also
- See step 3.
That’s all for today! Be sure to check out some of my other articles and stay tuned for next month, where I uncover the deep, dark secrets of the Easter bunny! (or not, because Caleb may)