There’s nothing greater than a grater.
If you have a particularly annoying grader, you can grate that grader.
If you have a weak paper, you can grate that paper and write one that’s greater.
If you have a crummy hater, you can grate that hater and make yourself greater.
If someone doesn’t follow through on a favor, you can grate that favor.
If you almost get run over by a freighter, you can do me a favor and grate that freighter.
If you happen to be beaten by an arrogant debater, you can grate that debater, and while you’re at it, grate that annoying grader.
If you’re threatened by a dictator, grate that dictator, since he’s a perpetrator and find a leader who’s greater.
If you get attacked by a gator, grate that gator and revive any victims with your defibrillator.
if you’re irritated by moderators… better give them graters to grate you for being a traitor (yeah, don’t touch those ones— they’re scary).
If you’re ripped off by a syndicator, grate that manipulator, and rip ‘em a new one with your grater.
If you have a block of cheese, grate that please with your cheese grater.
If you have a block of potato, grate that with your potato grater.
And remind yourself everyday: there’s nothing greater than a grater.